So get this; I hate Twitter, right? I do. I am aware of it. It is impossible to escape. It is brilliantly blabbered about by anchor-people and newspapers like it is some new standard of important information. While being numbingly bombarded with it, I have stayed clear to this point, gripping my assumptions of how much true use it has or potentially will.
Finally, I have peeked in on it first-hand to see why millions are so enamored. I signed-up... what was I missing? I wanna know. Why is it so amazing? Tell me. I expected to discover some hidden-but-glorious value that my default stubborn mindset would not acknowledge to this point. Most often I become shamed by my closed-mindedness, and eventually come to respect and use a new thing once giving it a try. However, I am now proudly averring that not only was I correct in my earlier assumptions, but found that Twitter did not even achieve my pitiful expectations. It is actually worse than I imagined. I hate Twitter.
Regardless, FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER!!! -
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I'll follow because your art makes me love having eyes.
Celebrities all must have shares in it or something..
btw, the suck was extensive.