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There are no perfect movies - not even the best are flawless... There are a lot of bad movies. The following 11 aren't among them...

- Jurassic Park III
- Superman Returns
- Beowulf
- Terminator Salvation
- Alien Resurrection
- King Kong (2005)
- Mission: Impossible II
- The Spirit
- Pearl Harbor
- X-Men: The Last Stand
- Spiderman 3

Many movies are worse. Too often the internet polarizes opinion, becoming a crutch to those who can't decide on their own... Anyways, I was going to write a short bit in defence of each, but I lack the energy.

FIGHT!
  • Listening to: 'Crush' by Jennifer Paige
  • Reading: Stray Dogs & Lone Wolves
  • Drinking: 2L diet pepsis

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:icondarkknightjrk:
~DarkKnightJRK Apr 12, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Agree on:

- Jurassic Park III (not as good as the first or even second, but seen far worse)
- Beowulf (I don't get the hate for at all)
- Terminator Salvation (Also don't get the hate)
- The Spirit (at worse it's a "so bad it's good" type of movie, but for a first time writer/director of a movie, it's a pretty damn solid and fun attempt)

As for:

- Superman Returns -- I thought it rode too hard on the Donner movies, the evil super-villain plot made no sense and...while I get that they felt the need to make Superman more sympathetic, having him become a creepy stalker/deadbeat dad is NOT the way you go about it.
- King Kong (2005) -- So. Fucking. LONG. No amount of strong CGI could stop me from being bored shitless by the time they made it to Dinosaur Island.
- Pearl Harbor -- It had everything I hated about Titanic and none of the things that made that semi-watchable. Also too long.
- Spiderman 3 -- Again, too long, the villains plot made no sense, and just felt completely off. But, to be fair, I was never a fan of the Raimi movies to begin with, this was just staggeringly worse.

The rest I really have no opinion about.
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:iconjacksony22:
~jacksony22 Apr 11, 2011   Traditional Artist
Superman Returns was the most boring superhero movie I've ever seen . -.-
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:iconjimmymcwicked:
~jimmymcwicked Apr 16, 2011  Professional Filmographer
i envy those with no attention span, as the world has been so dumbed down for them. even extreme fruit roll-ups commercials can amuse them.
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:iconmonkajanik:
Alien Resurrection and Terminator Salvation are fucking brilliant.
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:iconmonkajanik:
Oh, and I DID notice that they're not on your "WORST MOVIES" list, I just don't understand why anyone would say these two are bad.
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:iconjimmymcwicked:
~jimmymcwicked Apr 16, 2011  Professional Filmographer
i love that you call those two brilliant, as i love them both.
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:iconmonkajanik:
Yeah, I mean seriously, the new Terminator was million times better than the previous one - Terminator 3 should have NEVER EVER been made. That's an example of a BAD movie :P And Alien Resurrection... Sequels are rarely as good as the original part, and it could've been much much worse, but in my eyes it's still a great film. Not as good as Alien, but pretty awesome.
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:iconshuenli:
~Shuenli Apr 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry but I'm not okay on some of your list :
- Beowulf : are you talking about the one with C.Lambert ? Then ok ! If it's Zemeckis one, then you're wrong on my opinion)
- Alien Resurrection : one of the bests !!! For me better than 2 and 3
- King Kong (2005) : What's wrong with it ? Way better then 70's version !
- Spiderman 3 : Not that bad... Okay, just the main actor who is not corresponding and playing too bad in it (omg watch him trying to act like a playboy where he just looks ridiculous...)
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:iconjimmymcwicked:
~jimmymcwicked Apr 11, 2011  Professional Filmographer
sigh
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:iconshuenli:
~Shuenli Apr 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You forgot to mention Twilight or Valkyrie or else Epic movie, Big Mama 3 (1 & 2 ?), etc...

There's enough of them to talk about :)
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